First, last week’s winning answer.

Question: Why did the author crossing the road disappear from sight?

Answer: She was a ghost writer!

Now, this week’s question:

What happened to the author who crossed the road on a red light?

Please open the comment box to submit your answer. If it is commendable, you will be eligible to receive one of the author’s books of your choosing, autographed with a personal note, for $15 Cdn., including shipping to any address in Canada. For other countries please inquire. To arrange details email: terdotcomm@sympatico.ca.

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Good books for corny jokes!