Weekly Witticism #15

Here’s the answer to last week’s question:

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Question: Why did the author, crossing the road with her manuscript, use an umbrella?

Answer: It was the perfect cover for her next novel!

Now, this week’s question:

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Why did the author cross the road by the fountain?

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Little laughs for lively literature!

 

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 14

Here is last week’s answer:

Question: Why did the author bare his teeth as he crossed the road?

Answer: He wanted to try a different type face!

Now, this week’s question:

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Why did the author, crossing the road with her manuscript, use an umbrella?

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 13

Here is last week’s answer.

Question: What did the author whisper as he sauntered slowly across the road?

Answer: “iPad!”

Now, this week’s question:

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Why did the author bare his teeth as he crossed the road?

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 12

Here is the answer for week 11.

Question: Why didn’t the author cross the road with the others?

Answer: Because he was remaindered!

Now, this week’s question:

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What did the author whisper as he sauntered slowly across the road?

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Good books for bad puns!

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 11

First, the winning answer for week 10:

Question: What did the author say to God when they met crossing the road?

Answer: “Would you be interested in buying an autographed copy of one of my books?

Now, this week’s question:p1010456

Why didn’t the author cross the road with the others?

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Popular publications for poor puns!

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 10

Here is the winning answer for week 9:

Question: What did the cat say to the author crossing the road?

Answer: You missed the best sellers’ list by a whisker!

Now this week’s question:

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What did the author say to God when they met crossing the road?

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Absorbing books for awful puns!

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 9

First, here is the answer for week 8:

Question: Why did the author cross the road on an amber light?

Answer: He was desperate to make it!

Now this week’s question:

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What did the cat say to the author crossing the road?

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