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Tag Archives: humour
Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism #22
First, the answer to last week’s question: Question: Why do authors cross the road whenever they see a vegetable stand? Answer: They’re always looking for a new market! Now, this week’s question: What happened when the car hit the author crossing the … Continue reading
Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 21
First, the answer to last week’s question: Question: Why did the author cross the road that was being paved? Answer: She wanted to have her own imprint! Now, this week’s question: Why do authors cross the road whenever they see a … Continue reading
Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 19
First, here’s the answer to last week’s question: Question: Why did the author read as she crossed the road? Answer: She wanted to kindle interest in her novel! Now, this week’s question: Why did the struggling author sigh after crossing the … Continue reading
Weekly Witticism #15
Here’s the answer to last week’s question: Question: Why did the author, crossing the road with her manuscript, use an umbrella? Answer: It was the perfect cover for her next novel! Now, this week’s question: Why did the author cross … Continue reading
The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 14
Here is last week’s answer: Question: Why did the author bare his teeth as he crossed the road? Answer: He wanted to try a different type face! Now, this week’s question: Why did the author, crossing the road with her manuscript, use … Continue reading
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Tagged crossing the road jokes, dinner conversation, human behaviour, humour, jokes
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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 12
Here is the answer for week 11. Question: Why didn’t the author cross the road with the others? Answer: Because he was remaindered! Now, this week’s question: What did the author whisper as he sauntered slowly across the road? Please open … Continue reading
The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 10
Here is the winning answer for week 9: Question: What did the cat say to the author crossing the road? Answer: You missed the best sellers’ list by a whisker! Now this week’s question: What did the author say to God … Continue reading
The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 8
First, here is the answer to last week’s question: Question: Why did the author cross the road at the church? Answer: To try a new font! Now this week’s question: Why did the author cross the road on an amber light? … Continue reading
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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Weak Witticism #5
But first the answer to last week’s question: Question: Why did the author cross the road to the cemetery? Winning Answer: He was looking for a plot. Book-worthy submissions: He is a member of the Dead Poets Society. … Continue reading
Why Do Authors Cross The Road At A Different Location?
First, here’s last week’s question and winning answer: Question: Why did the author cross the road again? Best answer: To start another chapter. So now this week’s question: Why Do Authors Cross the Road At a Different Location? Submit your … Continue reading
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