Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism #22

First, the answer to last week’s question:

Question: Why do authors cross the road whenever they see a vegetable stand?

Answer: They’re always looking for a new market!

Now, this week’s question:

What happened when the car hit the author crossing the road?

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Absorbing reads for appalling puns!

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About t. a. keenleyside

author of travel/food books and popular fiction
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2 Responses to Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism #22

  1. Tim Pointing says:

    A witness, overlooking the accident scene from a second STORY balcony, had to PAGE a doctor because it looked like the author was in a BIND, likely having broken his SPINE. When news broke of the accident, the sales of his book experienced a BUMPER bump.

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  2. I like that. Very creative!

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