First, the answer to last week’s question:

What happened when the car hit the author crossing the road?

Short answer: It was a write off!

Long answer: A witness overlooking the accident from a second STORY balcony, had to PAGE a doctor because it looked like the author was in a BIND likely having broken his SPINE!

Now, this week’s question:

Why did the struggling author not cross the road?

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