Here is the winning answer for week 9:
Question: What did the cat say to the author crossing the road?
Answer: You missed the best sellers’ list by a whisker!
Now this week’s question:
What did the author say to God when they met crossing the road?
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Absorbing books for awful puns!
I’m getting really tired of *walking* across these streets – can you please send me a scooter or something?
Nice! Let me know if you’d like a book!