First, the winning answer for week 10:

Question: What did the author say to God when they met crossing the road?

Answer: “Would you be interested in buying an autographed copy of one of my books?

Now, this week’s question:

Why didn’t the author cross the road with the others?

Please open the comment box to submit your answer. If it is chosen as the best for the week, or even if it is simply commendable, you will be eligible to receive one of the author’s books of your choosing, autographed with a personal note, for only $15 Cdn., including shipping to any address in Canada. For other countries, please inquire. Payment in advance of shipping by cheque, Interac, or cash. To arrange details, please email: terdotcomm@sympatico.ca.

To learn more about the books on offer, please click on “Books” at the top of the page.

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