First, here is the answer for week 8:

Question: Why did the author cross the road on an amber light?

Answer: He was desperate to make it!

Now this week’s question:

What did the cat say to the author crossing the road?

Please open the comment box to submit your answer. If it is chosen as the best for the week, or even if it is simply commendable, you will be eligible to receive one of the author’s books of your choosing, autographed with a personal note, for only $15 Cdn., including shipping to any address in Canada. For other countries, please inquire. Payment in advance of shipping by cheque, Interac, or cash. To arrange details, please email: terdotcomm@sympatico.ca