The Weird Writer’s Weekly Weak Witticism #4

First the answer to last week’s question:

Question: Why do authors cross the road at a different location?

Answer: Writers’ block!

Now this week’s question:

p1010490Why did the author cross the road to the cemetery?

Submit your answer in the comment box at the end of this post. If it is chosen as the best for the week, or even if it is simply commendable, you will be eligible to receive one of the author’s books, autographed with a personal note, for only $15 Cdn, including shipping to any address in Canada. For other countries, please enquire. Payment in advance of shipping by cheque, Interac, or cash. To arrange detais, please email: terdotcomm@sympatico.ca.

Corny jokes for good books!

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About t. a. keenleyside

author of travel/food books and popular fiction
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2 Responses to The Weird Writer’s Weekly Weak Witticism #4

  1. Tim Pointing says:

    He is a member of the Dead Poets Society?

    His book came out late (see your previous witticism) but he still felt obligated to deliver the copies that had been ordered in advance

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