First the answer to last week’s question:
Question: Why do authors cross the road at a different location?
Answer: Writers’ block!
Now this week’s question:
Why did the author cross the road to the cemetery?
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Corny jokes for good books!
He is a member of the Dead Poets Society?
His book came out late (see your previous witticism) but he still felt obligated to deliver the copies that had been ordered in advance
I like your first line. It will go to the judges, so wait to see what happens!