The Weird Writer’s Weekly Weak Witticism #5

But first the answer to last week’s question:

Question: Why did the author cross the road to the cemetery?

Winning Answer: He was looking for a plot.

Book-worthy submissions: He is a member of the Dead Poets Society.

                                            Because he was dead tired of going to the lights to cross.

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Now this week’s question:


What voice led the author to cross the road?

Open the comment box at the end of this post to submit your answer. If it is chosen the best for the week, or even if it is simply commendable, you will be eligible to receive one of the author’s books, autographed with a personal note, for only $15 Cdn., including shipping to any address in Canada. For other countries, please enquire. To arrange details, please email:

Bad jokes, but good books!

About t. a. keenleyside

author of travel/food books and popular fiction
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