But first, here is the answer to last week’s question:

Question: What voice led the author to cross the road?

Answer: The page!

Now this week’s question:

Why did the struggling author cross the road in the middle of traffic?

Please open the comment box at the end of this post to submit your answer. If it is chosen as the best for the week, or even if it is simply commendable, you will be eligible to receive one of the author’s books, autographed with a personal note, for only $15 Cdn, including shipping to any address in Canada. For other countries, please enquire. Payment in advance of shipping by cheque, Interac, or cash. To arrange details, please email: terdotcomm@sympatico.ca.

Good books for bad jokes!