Here, first, is the answer to last week’s question:

Question: Why did the struggling author cross the road in the middle of traffic?

Answer: To put a BOLD FACE on a bad situation.

Now this week’s question:

Why did the author cross the road at the church?

Please open the comment box at the end of this post to submit your answer. If it is chosen as the best for the week, or even if it is simply commendable, you will be eligible to receive one of the author’s books of your choosing, autographed with a personal note, for only $15 Cdn., including shipping to any address in Canada. For other countries, please inquire. Payment in advance of shipping by cheque, Interac, or cash. To arrange details, please email: terdotcomm@sympatico.ca

Good books for reading bad jokes!