First, here is the answer to last week’s question:

Question: Why did the author cross the road at the church?

Answer: To try a new font!

Now this week’s question:

Why did the author cross the road on an amber light?

Please open the comment box to submit your answer. If it is chosen as the best for the week, or even if it is simply commendable, you will be eligible to receive one of the author’s books of your choosing, autographed with a personal note, for only $15 Cdn., including shipping to any address in Canada. For other countries, please inquire. Payment in advance of shipping by cheque, Interac, or cash. To arrange details, please email: terdotcomm@sympatico.ca

Beautiful books for corny cracks!