Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 19

Posted on March 22, 2017 by t. a. keenleyside

First, here’s the answer to last week’s question:

Question: Why did the author read as she crossed the road?

Answer: She wanted to kindle interest in her novel!

Now, this week’s question:

Why did the struggling author sigh after crossing the road?

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Unforgettable reads for forgettable jokes!

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Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 18

Posted on March 15, 2017 by t. a. keenleyside

First, the answer to last week’s question.

Question: What happened to the author who crossed the road on a red light?

Answer: She ended up in a policeman’s book!

Now this week’s question

Why did the author read as she crossed the road?

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Good books in exchange for bad jokes!

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 17

Posted on March 8, 2017 by t. a. keenleyside

First, last week’s winning answer.

Question: Why did the author crossing the road disappear from sight?

Answer: She was a ghost writer!

Now, this week’s question:

What happened to the author who crossed the road on a red light?

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Good books for corny jokes!

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism #16

Posted on March 1, 2017 by t. a. keenleyside

First, last week’s answer:

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Question: Why did the author cross the road by the fountain?

Answer: She was looking for a pen name!

Now this week’s question:

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Why did the author crossing the road disappear from sight?

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Sort of funny jokes for definitely fun reads!

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Weekly Witticism #15

Posted on February 22, 2017 by t. a. keenleyside

Here’s the answer to last week’s question:

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Question: Why did the author, crossing the road with her manuscript, use an umbrella?

Answer: It was the perfect cover for her next novel!

Now, this week’s question:

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Why did the author cross the road by the fountain?

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Little laughs for lively literature!

 

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 14

Posted on February 14, 2017 by t. a. keenleyside

Here is last week’s answer:

Question: Why did the author bare his teeth as he crossed the road?

Answer: He wanted to try a different type face!

Now, this week’s question:

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Why did the author, crossing the road with her manuscript, use an umbrella?

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 13

Posted on February 8, 2017 by t. a. keenleyside

Here is last week’s answer.

Question: What did the author whisper as he sauntered slowly across the road?

Answer: “iPad!”

Now, this week’s question:

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Why did the author bare his teeth as he crossed the road?

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 12

Posted on February 1, 2017 by t. a. keenleyside

Here is the answer for week 11.

Question: Why didn’t the author cross the road with the others?

Answer: Because he was remaindered!

Now, this week’s question:

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What did the author whisper as he sauntered slowly across the road?

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Good books for bad puns!

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 11

Posted on January 26, 2017 by t. a. keenleyside

First, the winning answer for week 10:

Question: What did the author say to God when they met crossing the road?

Answer: “Would you be interested in buying an autographed copy of one of my books?

Now, this week’s question:p1010456

Why didn’t the author cross the road with the others?

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Popular publications for poor puns!

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 10

Posted on January 18, 2017 by t. a. keenleyside

Here is the winning answer for week 9:

Question: What did the cat say to the author crossing the road?

Answer: You missed the best sellers’ list by a whisker!

Now this week’s question:

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What did the author say to God when they met crossing the road?

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Absorbing books for awful puns!

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