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Weekly Witticism #15

Here’s the answer to last week’s question: Question: Why did the author, crossing the road with her manuscript, use an umbrella? Answer: It was the perfect cover for her next novel! Now, this week’s question: Why did the author cross … Continue reading

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 14

Here is last week’s answer: Question: Why did the author bare his teeth as he crossed the road? Answer: He wanted to try a different type face! Now, this week’s question: Why did the author, crossing the road with her manuscript, use … Continue reading

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 13

Here is last week’s answer. Question: What did the author whisper as he sauntered slowly across the road? Answer: “iPad!” Now, this week’s question: Why did the author bare his teeth as he crossed the road? Please open the comment box to … Continue reading

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 12

Here is the answer for week 11. Question: Why didn’t the author cross the road with the others? Answer: Because he was remaindered! Now, this week’s question: What did the author whisper as he sauntered slowly across the road? Please open … Continue reading

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 11

First, the winning answer for week 10: Question: What did the author say to God when they met crossing the road? Answer: “Would you be interested in buying an autographed copy of one of my books? Now, this week’s question: Why didn’t … Continue reading

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 10

Here is the winning answer for week 9: Question: What did the cat say to the author crossing the road? Answer: You missed the best sellers’ list by a whisker! Now this week’s question: What did the author say to God … Continue reading

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 9

First, here is the answer for week 8: Question: Why did the author cross the road on an amber light? Answer: He was desperate to make it! Now this week’s question: What did the cat say to the author crossing the … Continue reading

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 8

First, here is the answer to last week’s question: Question: Why did the author cross the road at the church? Answer: To try a new font! Now this week’s question: Why did the author cross the road on an amber light? … Continue reading

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Weak Witticism #7

Here, first, is the answer to last week’s question: Question: Why did the struggling author cross the road in the middle of traffic? Answer: To put a BOLD FACE on a bad situation. Now this week’s question: Why did the author cross … Continue reading

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Weak Witticism #5

But first the answer to last week’s question: Question: Why did the author cross the road to the cemetery? Winning Answer: He was looking for a plot. Book-worthy submissions: He is a member of the Dead Poets Society.         … Continue reading

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