The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 9

First, here is the answer for week 8:

Question: Why did the author cross the road on an amber light?

Answer: He was desperate to make it!

Now this week’s question:

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What did the cat say to the author crossing the road?

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Witticism # 8

First, here is the answer to last week’s question:

Question: Why did the author cross the road at the church?

Answer: To try a new font!

Now this week’s question:

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Why did the author cross the road on an amber light?

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Beautiful books for corny cracks!

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Weak Witticism #7

Here, first, is the answer to last week’s question:

Question: Why did the struggling author cross the road in the middle of traffic?

Answer: To put a BOLD FACE on a bad situation.

Now this week’s question:

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Why did the author cross the road at the church?

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Good books for reading bad jokes!

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Weak Witticism #6

But first, here is the answer to last week’s question:

Question: What voice led the author to cross the road?

Answer: The page!

Now this week’s question:

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Good books for bad jokes!

 

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Weak Witticism #5

But first the answer to last week’s question:

Question: Why did the author cross the road to the cemetery?

Winning Answer: He was looking for a plot.

Book-worthy submissions: He is a member of the Dead Poets Society.

                                            Because he was dead tired of going to the lights to cross.

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Now this week’s question:

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What voice led the author to cross the road?

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Bad jokes, but good books!

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The Weird Writer’s Weekly Weak Witticism #4

First the answer to last week’s question:

Question: Why do authors cross the road at a different location?

Answer: Writers’ block!

Now this week’s question:

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Corny jokes for good books!

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Why Do Authors Cross The Road At A Different Location?

First, here’s last week’s question and winning answer:

Question: Why did the author cross the road again?

Best answer: To start another chapter.

So now this week’s question:

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Visit this website for corny jokes, but entertaining books!

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So Why, In Fact, Did the Author Cross the Road?

p1010458Answer: To write a book about the experience!

Now, it is your turn. Submit your answer to the question below in the comment box at the end of this post. If it is chosen as the best for the week, or even if it is simply commendable, you will be eligible to receive one of the author’s books, autographed with a personal note, for only $15 Cdn., including shipping to any address in Canada. For other countries, please enquire. Payment in advance by cheque, Interac, or cash. To arrange details, please email: terdotcomm@sympatico.ca.

This week’s question: Why did the author cross the road again?

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Why Did the Author Cross The Road?

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Winging your way a week Wednesday.

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Cottage Life

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In the novel, In A Spin, cottage life plays a role in dramatizing the differences in character between the two principal couples in the story. For Max and Carol Telford relaxing in the summer at their rustic island retreat on Georgian Bay is one of their most pleasurable annual pursuits. Henry and Joanne Peterson, on the other hand, are urban people whose preference would be for a cottage with all the comforts and amenities of home that just happens to be on a placid lake. So when the Petersons visit the Telfords’ cottage, it is not particularly to their liking. This difference in outlook is, however, simply a manifestation of other, underlying personality variations that keep them from becoming closer friends than they already are. As a result, when Henry ends up exposed to public ridicule and embarrassment because of his benign, but unusual behaviour, Max feels guilty, believing that, had he got to know Henry even better than he does, he might have been able to help him prevent the humiliation he suffers, or at least have served as a better source of comfort.

Here’s a brief excerpt about Henry and Joanne’s experience of Georgian Bay cottage life:

P1010414…for the Petersons there was a lot to adjust to at the Telfords’ cottage, and they couldn’t fully grasp the hold it had on Max and Carol. There was no beach for swimming. You had to plunge straight into the water from the rocks. Cold water, not like their heated pool. “Lake Erie’s never this bad,” Henry complained. No floats either to warn you where the water was deep, no comforting painted lines on the bottom, no chlorine. After one dip, Henry didn’t swim again, and Joanne always dove in and out with the speed of an osprey. There was no garden on the island either, just scattered clusters of daisies and black-eyed Susans. There was no lawn, just clumps of moss with tall tufts of feathery grass. Nothing to mow, nothing to get pissed off at Vern and Cybil for leaving unkempt. By nature, everything was unkempt.

When they took the outboard to undeveloped islands for a picnic, there were no benches or chairs, and they had to sit on the rocks, their sandwiches and beers spread out on bathing towels and cooler tops. Ants crawled inside their shorts. Even the food the Telfords ate was different, for Henry especially: muesli for breakfast, never fried eggs and bacon; at lunch salmon and tuna fish sandwiches on whole wheat bread, never hot dogs nor flat meats on white. Sometimes yellow and grey gooey “gork” that came in plastic containers. “What did you say this is called? Homos? Bubba who?” For dinner, a lot of pastas and stir-fried vegetables. No burgers or spareribs and only one steak. “I guess it’s hard to get good red meat up here, eh?”

There was no place nearby to go shopping either. No bar for a beer and tacos. No television even, no video games. Only a radio not strong enough to pick up the Tigers and with so much static it was hardly worth listening to the Jays. “So what do you do all day anyway?” Henry asked at regular intervals.

“Swim. Picnic. Read.”

“Yeah? That’s all?”

“Pretty much. Pick blueberries in season. And raspberries.”

Henry set to work replacing the rotting boards on the Telfords’ dock and pulling out loose and rusty nails. He also repaired two screens on the porch and planed the kitchen door which scraped against the floor. By the fifth day, however, he had run out of chores and P1010132was so bored that Max had to drive him to Parry Sound to visit the Bobby Orr Community Centre. For Henry that was the best part of the holiday, and for years afterwards he talked about the awe he felt walking inside the arena. “Max, I felt I was near to greatness, to what defines us all, know what I mean? No question about it he was the best. Ever.”

“Of course, he was,” Max kidded. “He played defence.”

It wasn’t really that bad a vacation. It was just that those two weeks at Sans Souci magnified the differences between Henry and Joanne and Max and Carol. But they were there all along anyway…

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